Another day in Paradise Part III

Spiros: E Makarie, ela dame va deis poiov efkalav arxiepiskopo sti Kypro...
Makarios: Poiov efkalav? Ev 8oro kala pou dame, pe mou re Spiro va doume
Spiros: Tov Agio Pafou imish...
Makarios: Ou dkiaole... epellavav telia toutoi katw
Derbns: Ama sav elalouv egw ev zoppobortoi oi Kypreoi, efkallete me pellov tote
Makarios: Re Derbn, ma toutos ev megalov leshi, ev shiroteros tze pou lloou mou. Egw tote egiartouvva tze efo.i.tziaza kosmo yia va fko, toutos ivtalos ta katafere tze eferev tous ta avw katw ev ekatalaba koma...
Ezekias: Ma toutos o A8avasios poios ev pou evi sior, egw ev tov a88imoume
Makarios: Htav sto agio oros palia
Spiros: Av epievves tze esi makariotate sto Agio oros pou to 1970 va efkevva pou tote proedros...
Makarios: pale laleis malakies re Spiro
Spiros: ev prama sior, movo dkio 8nteies
Ezekias: vai amma ti deutern 8nteia ev egw pou sou tnv ekavovisa pou ebala to xaxa to xristofkia va kamei minimum programma tze istera ekatses tou tnv
Spiros: xe xe... o.i. ksapolo. Ev pasn periptosn eimouv tze pou misi 8nteia me to Glafko, ara dkiomisi 8nteies
Makarios: efia egw tote tze ekamete ta shiovi. Kala re Spiro, tzivi istoria tote me tous engefalous tze tiv apagwgn sou ev ta katalaba koma, e8ora tou pou dapavw me to Derbn tze toutos emashietouv sivexeia 'zoppobortoi kala va pa8ete'
Spiros: O.i. kalw evva klaiw stn tnleorasn opos to pouttov tov Tasso, ekama tous egw tze ev ekserav pou epievvav ta tria tous tote
Derbns: kata tov loo, evva eshi dnmarxiakes opou vavai, evvevi?
Spiros: Nai, 8a fki sioura n Anna Marangou stn Leukwsia, ntav paidi diko mou toutn
Derbns: Feveste mou irte n mava tis touti mia fora sto iatreio mou arrostn, kati skato efaev tze epiraksev tiv tze ntav egkios me toutiv tiv kartav pou paei yia dnmarxos twra. Toutos o Zampelas ivta istoria evi?
Spiros: Evas xaxas... ivta istoria evi, elalouv tou Glafkou tote va fkaloume to Kypro tov Xrisostomidi amma e8elev to xaxa to Zampella. Eta skata tziame, o Tassos ebalev sirives pale yia va mporei va kikloforisi n proedrikn limouziva mesa sti Lefkosia pou ti kivisi
Makarios: Pava.i.a mou re Spiro, esi eisouv aksios akolou8os mou, eparalies ti kivisi tze ebouras opos to pello me ti siriva, mpravo lebevtn mou. Toutos o Basileiou pou efkiv istera yiati ev eballev siriva tze estamata tze sta fwta? Ev telia malakas?
Spiros: Evas malakas tze misos, kalo ivta mpou evi... aaa e tze ti kafka sou makariotate pou erkete kata da... psixotikos erotas pou lalouv...
Makarios: Oooo Ourania mou ti kamveis
Kokkivou: makariotate mou, glika mou eisai kala pourekke mou?
Spiros: Pava.i.a mou, ekollitsiase o topos
Kokkivou: Ate re Spiro kavi se!!!
Makarios: znleukis Spiro?
Spiros: E.i. olav ksiklatsiare pou evva znlepsw... ti Mimi mou ebourousav tiv oulloi oi Kypreoi fitites totes sto Londino alla egw eida tnv prwtn. Tzivos o Rolavdns epa8a tampla pou tiv ekafko8ika...
Kokkivou: Yiati, ev ekatalaba, ev kallitteri n Mimn pou lloou mou??? Oksa epidi ev kalamariva me bammevo to malli ksav8o? Makariotate mouuuuu va ta bapsw tze egw ksav8a?
Spiros: Vai... me iksaxasis va bapsis tze ta fridkia sou...
Makarios: Spiro, pareta va mev givoume pou dkio xorka, evtaksi??? Tote pou mou ekamvev n Ouravia mou poreies agapns epievves protos protos tote
Spiros: Ides ti etrabouv yia va eimouv proedros...
Derbns: Tzivi n Foteivn tou Giorkatzi ivtalos ebre8ikev me to Tasso re paidkia??
Spiros: E o Gipas o Tassos, opos epe8avev o Giorkatzis eshise pavw tis, egw pistefko ntav krifa eroteumevn mazi mou...
Makarios: Akou to gaarov ti lalei pale... dkio pi8ames esi tze dkio metra tzivi tze ntav eroteumevn mazi sou... ivta pou sou eipe tote o Saddat tis Egyptou re Spiro pou tou eka8arises tous commandos sto aerodromio? Nano???
Ezekias: xa xa xa xa.... aaaaouuuuuu dkiaole pale emoustouviase me o Spiros... Makariotate pe tou tipote...
Spiros: va ma8eis va me xaskogelas mazi mou, ekatalabes???
Makarios: Tze to allov, pou eipes tou pilottou tou Mariou tou Koutsoftidi pou to pyrgo elegxou "Marie sou Milaw Ellnvika?" egelelouv miav eftomada tote dakatw sto paradiso, evomisav oulloi oti epellava...
Spiros: e kala sior, exaskiastika...
Derbns: A vai... egw evomiza oti mia zwn eisouv xaskiasmevos... alla ev toutos pou fteei pou sas esivaksev tote kopellouroudkia tze ekamev sas upourgous...
Makarios: Eeee, poiov ev to problnma sou re Derbn???
Derbns: Ate, kavei ev asxoloumouv me malakes sti gn tze evva asxoli8w tora sto paradisw... ate kavei paretate me, zoppobortoi...

Cypriots Vs Finns

Adete koultoura tze creativity...:
Tsioupparos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2ughy44JnY&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeyoD3AcmI8&mode=related&search=

Toutos ev ikserw poios evi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zi1aiJiCfQ&eurl=

O.i. O.i.... mev foaste...

O.i kopelia, mev foaste, ev eimai arapns pou evva to siro to aeroplano pavw se kaveva ktnrio... eimai Kypraios pou to palaihori tze o pilotos ev koumparos tou papa mou tze a.i.kev me va katsw dame...

Go to this link, to see the creativity that Kolokasidis was talking about... Can the Finns make soubla re gamoto???
http://www.personal.psu.edu/tgt106/cyprus.html

The Church of Cyprus group of companies

Hellenic Mining Group (EME)

• KEO Ltd.
• Helenic Technical
• Vassilico Cement Industries
• Hellenic-Tzilalis Waste Management
• Hellenic Bank
• Hermes Airports (11%)

Kykkos Monastery, a division of the Church of Cyprus

• Real Estate Holdings through the Metohi of Kykkos branch
• Hotels
• Wine and Spirits

Chrysorogiatissa, Maheras, Stavrovouni Monasteries

• Real Estate Holdings

A large number of outlets/churches around Cyprus

The new CEO of the Church of Cyprus, Inc group of companies

Ela Bgenopoule, vai... vai... va kamoume merge tnv Ellnvikn trapeza me Laiki-Marfin-Egnatias... ti? Na baloume tiv Ekklnsia sto Xrnmatistirio? O.i. kale, ev givete etsi prama... kala kala, a.i.se kati evva kavovisoume, dame efkika me 5% arxiepiskopos, sto xrnmatistirio evva kollnsoume? Nai, Andrea, kaveva problnma tze tsimevtopoia basikilikou evva ta kamoume list sto Nasdaq. Evtaksi re, tora va ksimpertepsw me tis ev8rovnsns tze evva ta ebroume, don't worry...

Ev to elalouv egw... here it goes... Step 1 unleash personal attacks...

Ivta poushtoratsa eimaste re gamoto… Ate eipame yia tous Anglo-Amerikavous tze irtav oi Fillandoi pou there is not much we can say about them, alla potzei poda ibrame tropo va tous epite8oume prosopika, me8istakes, problnmatikoi, depressed, filo-tourkoi, klp klp. Telika o ’agios’ pafou, to arxileshi pou did every possible poushtia va bki arxiepiskopos avtikatoptrizi to meso Kypreo. Diplomatia -10, prosopikn epi8esn, spilosi to ovomatos tou avtipalou tze meta me to tzilivtriv pou pavw va ta isopedosoume... A88imoume to 2002-03 o Ertogan va skeftete logika tze va lalei ti simferov exoume pou touta ta embargo yia ta kypriaka ploia klp, etoimos va allaksi ta pramata klp tze avtav tze pirav tov xapari oi Kypraioi arkepsav prosopikn epi8esn opotav sto telos piavvouv tov oi dkiaoloi tze oi daimovoi tov Erdogan tze lalei ”eshi anggouri”. Opotav, mev perimevete tipote pou tiv Fivlavdikn istoria, apo oti blepete to plan is in action, spilosi tze meta isopedosi va siri tze o TeePee kaveva dakri va fkalei tze osous diafovouv prodotes, sire tze mia perireousa atmosfaira mesa tze eta oulla tziame..
Oti pa8oume xalali mas...
Here are the links for your reading pleasure...
http://www.simerini.com.cy/nqcontent.cfm?a_id=276391
http://www.simerini.com.cy/nqcontent.cfm?a_id=276403
http://www.simerini.com.cy/nqcontent.cfm?a_id=276406

To allo to ktnvo lalei emeis eimaste creative a8ropoi... Dude, besides soubla, mappa, money tze ga.i.dourosivi, poia akribos ev n dnmiourgikotnta mas???

Ta Fillavdoukkia

Touta ta ttazetika ta Fillavdouvkia telika ev ta katalaba. Hrtav Hvomeva E8vn va mas to lisouv to problnma, me tiv EU, Amerikn, Anglia pou pisw, tze o Kavlavtos mas o Tassos mazi me tiv poutavitsa to Lillikka epoukouppisav tous ta trapezia, tze tora evva eurouv akrn ta Fillavdoukkia sior? Afou n ngesia tou zopppovortou Kypreou dev 8elei lisi, yiati xavvouv tov tzerou tous toutoi me malakies, ev ekatalaba koma? I guess TeePee is taking them for a ride, and these guys must be a piece of cake compared to what Kavlavtos had to deal with me to dimopsifisma pou eklapse sti tnleorasn, eksipvisev to zoo mesa sto Kypreo me to va tou pei oti evva xasi ta rialia tou, efkalev opoiov ediafovouse mazi tou prodotn tze ekamev to diko tou. How are the Finnish guys going to figure out a solution here? Sounds like a divorced couple who hates each other and someone is going to bring them back together here...
Kavi re paidkia, eto ev 8elete lisi tze a.i.sta tziame ospou va fkalouv o Teepee, Lissaridis, klp psofo, va orimasei tze vakko o zoppokypreos tze 8oroumev. O Movos tropos va li8i twra to problnma, ev o Kypreos va faei va stotsiasei, ara sirte llia disekatomiria tze evva ta broumev...
A re Derbn, pou eisai va deis ta xalia mas... opos akribos ta eipes in the 60s...

Kipriotiko Sketch...

Akoma dixvi to PIK tzeiva ta nli8ia ta kipriaka sketch?
A88imi8ika eva pou ev o kafkos tis Yiallourous pokso pou to spiti tze ekatatsiarise...
Mana: Pievve korn yiallourou tze de ivta mpou katsiarizei etsi?
Yiallourou: Mana ev to gerimo tziv to kapriv, tze ama pivasi vakkouriv, kamvei to topo fettiiiii mavaaa ev to kaprettiiii

To Leshiv...

Telika, o 'Agios' Pafou eivai to megalitero leshi tis Kyprou. Efav tous oullous... ama fkei tze arxiepiskopos tote eklisamev triliza me proedro kavlavti tze arxiepiskopo leshi... tze oti pa8oume xalali mas...
Apo to Coffee Shop tis Cyprus mail:
IF FOREIGN observers had been monitoring the elections for Archbishop, they would been declared the vote null and void a long time ago. Fairer elections have taken place in Saddam’s Iraq and Idi Amin’s Uganda.Much as it pains me to do so, I have to agree with the money-bags bishop of Kykkos, Nikiforos, who has been complaining about the shenanigans perpetrated throughout the six-week procedure by the caretaker of the throne, Paphos Bishop, Chrysostomos.You have to admire Chrysostomos’ chutzpah. He has done everything in his power - cheated, lied, deceived, schemed – to ensure that nobody could ever describe the elections for Archbishop as fair. Yet today, despite having received just five per cent of the public vote, he could become our new Archbishop, thanks to his willingness to resort to every dirty trick in the unholy book.He might have proved beyond all reasonable doubt that he is not a holy man, but when it comes to scheming and tactical manoeuvring, he makes Machiavelli look like a naïve idealist. He has no qualms about lying, personally shovelling dirt on his opponents, changing the Church rules in accordance with his needs and making deals he refuses to stick to. Such an impressive record in deviousness and duplicity cannot go unrewarded.Today is the big day for him. The electoral council made up of clergy and laymen will choose between crafty Chrys and the pious Bishop of Limassol Athanassios. The two men struck an electoral pact which excluded AKEL candidate Nikiforos from the final round of the voting at yesterday’s final voting at the Archbishopric.Athanassios, with the backing of Chrys’ electors, won the contest of the lay voters and Chrys, with the backing of Athanassios’ electors, won the vote of the clergy. The unholy alliance which resulted in Nikiforos’ defeat, prompted his electors to walk out in protest. The final vote for Archbishop between the two finalists should have been held immediately after, but if it were, Athanassios would have won easily, so Chrysostomos arranged for it to be put back 24 hours, even though this was a clear violation of the Church Charter. It was the only way he would have a chance of winning. Before yesterday, he had assured us that an Archbishop would have been elected on Saturday, but he was proved a liar yet again.Now he has 24 hours to persuade Nikiforos’ disaffected electors to come to the Archbishopric and vote for him rather than Athanassios, who has the guaranteed backing of a much bigger number of electors.Having ruthlessly manoeuvred his way to the final showdown, it would be a great shame for Chrysostomos to lose today. He might be a complete rogue who cheated his way to the Archbishop’s throne but at least he never pretended to be anything else. In a perverse way, he was the most honest of the candidates.