The Cult and the Merger

Parolo pou ev 8a psifisw mias kai exw tiv tuxn va mnv zw stn Kypro, ev toutis skeftomai poiov 8a psifiza stes arxiepiskopikes ekloges. I guess oi front runners ev o Pafou, o Kykkou tze o Lemesou. O Pafou ev megalo leshi, oute me sferes ev 8a tov epsifiza... o Kykkou seems like a good business man who succesfully ran the Kykkos Monastery Incorporated, as the Chairman and CEO. Excellent business tactics me ta oikopeda sti makedovitissa, iplemented CRM and financial systems, diversified into alcoholic beverages such as zivania and Kykkos Monastery will soon join the Global Fortune 1000 list that includes the largest companies around the world. Tora toutiv tiv istoria pou tov lalouv A8avasio ev ekatalaba akoma what the deal is with this guy. Opoios paei kovta tou livei tou uparksiaka, oikogeviaka, seksoualika problnmata tze istera givete favatika pistos tze opados tou A8avasiou as if it's a cult... Pistefko ev kala va ev llio 8risko to plasma, yiati in the times of need laloume 'help me God', alla toutoi ev extremists just like the wahabes in Saudi Arabia. Va mev mas fki kavevas Kypreos Bin Ladin pou va pepsei aeroplana va ppesouv sto big ben tze ta anaktora tou mpakixam tze evva bouroume tze va mev siftavvoume... Ara, dev mas mevei eklogei para to merger tou Kykkos Monastery Inc with the Church of Cyprus Group, sounds more like the baby bell take over of AT&T... The new entity will for sure be a Fortune 500 corporation with the following business units:
1. Branches/Churches around Cyprus with regional headquarters (mntropoleis), and business development centers (movastiria)
2. EME Group
- Ellnvikn Metalleutikn Etereia
- Hellenic Bank
- Tsimevtopoiia Basilikou
- KEO Breweries
- Hellenic Technical Company
3. Largest real estate owner in the EU
4. Hotels and Leisure division
Telika efkikav eksw pou to media amav epoulisav to logo alla pistefko oti prepei va mpouv sti kiviti tilefovia tze ka8e eklnsia/movastiri va eshi keraia kivitis tnlefovias tze ta pavkarka va poulouv tnlefova, pre-paid tze contact sim cards, klp klp

What's the right word for it? Tsouros n' traoullopapas...