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Monday, September 11, 2006

Sotos from Lahore


Ladies and gentlemen, I have to admit that the Cyprus society is a melting pot. A true multicultural open society where a Pakistani immigrant can rise to the position of the director general of ministry of foreign affairs. Here we present Sotos Patel Zacheos from Lahore. Fisika irtev to Pafitoui to sheittaviko o Lillikas tze assiktirisev tov, alla that's another story...

4 Comments:

At 11:14 AM, Blogger Giorgio said...

Akousa tze mia koubevta, oti epires o Xristofkias to Zakhaio sto TeePee yia va tou eksigisi yiati ev o kalliteros yia va givei upourgos ekswterikwv, alla avti va pei yia tov eauto tou arkepse tze elalev yiati o Lillikas evvev kalos yia touto to posto. Ama efiasiv pou to proedriko, o TeePee epiav tnlefovo tov Lillika tze eipe tou ivta pou eipe yia loou tou o Zakheos, etsi ama egive ypourgos to pafitiv, epepsev tov stes presbeies. Alla av afipiretisi sav presbis para sav dieu8nvtns upourgeiou evva piavvei poio llia lefta ara, eshi ankouriv eipe o Zakheos tze epareti8ikev... phewwww eutixos yiati apo oti akouw ntav telia xorkatos tze favtastite tov sti Washington DC va mas avtiprosopeuei... ev mas kavouv ta alla oulla...

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger Giorgio said...

Akousa tze mia koubevta, oti epires o Xristofkias to Zakhaio sto TeePee yia va tou eksigisi yiati ev o kalliteros yia va givei upourgos ekswterikwv, alla avti va pei yia tov eauto tou arkepse tze elalev yiati o Lillikas evvev kalos yia touto to posto. Ama efiasiv pou to proedriko, o TeePee epiav tnlefovo tov Lillika tze eipe tou ivta pou eipe yia loou tou o Zakheos, etsi ama egive ypourgos to pafitiv, epepsev tov stes presbeies. Alla av afipiretisi sav presbis para sav dieu8nvtns upourgeiou evva piavvei poio llia lefta ara, eshi ankouriv eipe o Zakheos tze epareti8ikev... phewwww eutixos yiati apo oti akouw ntav telia xorkatos tze favtastite tov sti Washington DC va mas avtiprosopeuei... ev mas kavouv ta alla oulla...

 
At 11:46 PM, Blogger Noullis said...

So, Jimmy Sheftali takes Swtouin by the hand and drags him off to the presidential castle (Stravaraland's restricted Theme Park).

Jimmy tells Teepee:
Look what I found. Good forehead, not taller than you and I think he'd make a great Foreign minister.

TeePee:
Re Swtouin, pe mou pkoia h gnwmh sou gia ton Lillika?

Swtouin: En malakas

...a few days later TeePee is on the phone with Lillikas

Teepee: Re Kokouin, an to 'breis ti se eipen to Swtouin.

Maaaaan, who's running this show and why isn't it on TV?

Skata na faei to "Yes Minister (tziai Prime Minister)"

 
At 4:07 AM, Blogger Giorgio said...

Actually, from what I hear, it was more like an interview where Zacheos was supposed to present himself and instead of doing that he started badmouthing Lillikas. So it would be more like:
TeePee: Pe mou yiati prepei va se balw eseva upourgov eksoterikwv...
Swtouiv: O Lillikas ev axristos, ev katalabei pou fore.i. rele.i.sha
TeePee: yiati sior... n geneka tou ev gallida...
Swtouiv: Ekame potte se presbeia sto ekswteriko? Egiw pou me 8oreis kirie proedre efaa ta presbeutillikia me to koutalou.i. Pou kserei o Lillikkas sior etsi pramata
TeePee: Ma...
Swtouiv: Ti ma tze ksima Kirie proedre. Oute to upourgeio eksoterikov ev ikserei pou evi

 

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