Sotos from Lahore
Ladies and gentlemen, I have to admit that the Cyprus society is a melting pot. A true multicultural open society where a Pakistani immigrant can rise to the position of the director general of ministry of foreign affairs. Here we present Sotos Patel Zacheos from Lahore. Fisika irtev to Pafitoui to sheittaviko o Lillikas tze assiktirisev tov, alla that's another story...
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Akousa tze mia koubevta, oti epires o Xristofkias to Zakhaio sto TeePee yia va tou eksigisi yiati ev o kalliteros yia va givei upourgos ekswterikwv, alla avti va pei yia tov eauto tou arkepse tze elalev yiati o Lillikas evvev kalos yia touto to posto. Ama efiasiv pou to proedriko, o TeePee epiav tnlefovo tov Lillika tze eipe tou ivta pou eipe yia loou tou o Zakheos, etsi ama egive ypourgos to pafitiv, epepsev tov stes presbeies. Alla av afipiretisi sav presbis para sav dieu8nvtns upourgeiou evva piavvei poio llia lefta ara, eshi ankouriv eipe o Zakheos tze epareti8ikev... phewwww eutixos yiati apo oti akouw ntav telia xorkatos tze favtastite tov sti Washington DC va mas avtiprosopeuei... ev mas kavouv ta alla oulla...
Akousa tze mia koubevta, oti epires o Xristofkias to Zakhaio sto TeePee yia va tou eksigisi yiati ev o kalliteros yia va givei upourgos ekswterikwv, alla avti va pei yia tov eauto tou arkepse tze elalev yiati o Lillikas evvev kalos yia touto to posto. Ama efiasiv pou to proedriko, o TeePee epiav tnlefovo tov Lillika tze eipe tou ivta pou eipe yia loou tou o Zakheos, etsi ama egive ypourgos to pafitiv, epepsev tov stes presbeies. Alla av afipiretisi sav presbis para sav dieu8nvtns upourgeiou evva piavvei poio llia lefta ara, eshi ankouriv eipe o Zakheos tze epareti8ikev... phewwww eutixos yiati apo oti akouw ntav telia xorkatos tze favtastite tov sti Washington DC va mas avtiprosopeuei... ev mas kavouv ta alla oulla...
So, Jimmy Sheftali takes Swtouin by the hand and drags him off to the presidential castle (Stravaraland's restricted Theme Park).
Jimmy tells Teepee:
Look what I found. Good forehead, not taller than you and I think he'd make a great Foreign minister.
TeePee:
Re Swtouin, pe mou pkoia h gnwmh sou gia ton Lillika?
Swtouin: En malakas
...a few days later TeePee is on the phone with Lillikas
Teepee: Re Kokouin, an to 'breis ti se eipen to Swtouin.
Maaaaan, who's running this show and why isn't it on TV?
Skata na faei to "Yes Minister (tziai Prime Minister)"
Actually, from what I hear, it was more like an interview where Zacheos was supposed to present himself and instead of doing that he started badmouthing Lillikas. So it would be more like:
TeePee: Pe mou yiati prepei va se balw eseva upourgov eksoterikwv...
Swtouiv: O Lillikas ev axristos, ev katalabei pou fore.i. rele.i.sha
TeePee: yiati sior... n geneka tou ev gallida...
Swtouiv: Ekame potte se presbeia sto ekswteriko? Egiw pou me 8oreis kirie proedre efaa ta presbeutillikia me to koutalou.i. Pou kserei o Lillikkas sior etsi pramata
TeePee: Ma...
Swtouiv: Ti ma tze ksima Kirie proedre. Oute to upourgeio eksoterikov ev ikserei pou evi
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