Zoppovortos Kypreos

Paralaba kratos kai paradosa koivotnta...

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Pirama...

Loipov, apofasisa va kamw eva peirama va dw ta effects...
8a givw Tassikos, tou DHKO, uper tou OXI, klp to see how it feels yiati ebare8ika va 8oro to Tasso tze va mou avakatovvete to stomashi, evva 8elw Mylanta etsi opos paw. Ev 8a eimai Akelikos dioti I need lobotomy in order to do that apla I'll try to become Diko tassikos. Sto kato kato o Giorkatzis Jr. ev polla kalo paidi. Kai etsi ksekivw to auto-plisimo evkefalou...
O Tassos eferev to kalo tis Kyprou yiati.... I really can't come up with a reason... heeeelp? A, eglitosev mas pou ta kaka pou mas eperimevav pou to sxedio avav (here, I'm trying to erase the plan that I have actually read, from my mind) tze ishe va eksafavisti n Kypriakn Dnmokratia tze va exoume koivo kratos me tous tourkous. Yia va eimai eilikrivis ev exw problnma me tous tourkous va kamvoume parea alla evoxlei me to gegovos oti to Kypriako diabatnrio grafei tze tourtzika pavw and somehow 2-3 fores pou to exrisimopoinsa to immigration (akoma tze oi aerogrammes) sto eksoteriko e8orev me vakkov opos to kafro (if you travel with a western passport we'll see what I'm talking about else please don't comment about this) tze ev eimai siouros poiov ev to problnma. Strao8orouv me yia to money laundering and shady business, russian mafia, poutaves, proximity to the middle east ara 8orouv me sav arapi n' they have no clue what/where it is therefore they think I'm travelling with a fake passport of an non existent country... epeidn prepei va misw tous tourkous according to the specs of the experiment evva pw oti to problnma tou kypriakou diabatnriou ev ta tourkika ara eva koivo kratos would ensure that my passport will still have Turkish language written on it... ara opos o dnmosios upallnlos pou efon8ike oti evva xasei ti douleia tou me to sxedio avav tze eipe oxi, etsi kai egw 8a eimai evavtiov tou sxediou Anan hoping oti ta tourkika evva ta fkalouv pou to diabatnrio mou tze evva mporo va taksideuko me to kypriako diabatnrio xoris va me 8orouv me to miso tous sto immigration control.
....I'm staring the screen and my mind is blank right now.... I can't think of any other reason to support Tassos... help!!!!!!!!!!
OXI OXI OXI... yia va eimai eilikrivis av eimouv Kypro sto dnmopsifisma 8a epsifiza nai, alla tora pragmatika lalw eutixos pou ev eperasev to sxedio dioti oi incompetent politicians stn Kypro (both sides) would have fucked the whole thing up tze it's a good chance oti 8a egivoumastav akoma eva Iraq. Just run the scenario of Koulias, Avtigovi Papadopoulou, Rikkos Erotokritou, Pittokopitis, Samson, Taramouvtas, Sillouris, klp va eka8ouvtav katw me tous Tourkokyprious to figure out how to implement ti lisi tou Kypriakou... ma ev pelloi oi Europaioi tze oi Amerikavoi, ishe chance touta ta plasmata va ebriskav akri tze va estivvetouv kaivourgio kratos sior? Ara eimai evavtiov sto sxedio Anan yiati o Kypreos did not evolve yet to a logical human being with leader who can see the future. Tsiakkos o Alekkos o Markidns amma av tov epezav ti 8a ekamvamev???
Ara yea... Tassos o arxngos... va mev li8i to sxedio va mas ta kamouv oi Ellnvokyprioi politikoi ishia ishia... feels like having a very ugly kid that you try to avoid sending him to school yiati evva to peripezouv oulloi tze evva pa8ei psixologika problnmata....
Somehow, the way I think and supporting Tassos doesn't work... eshisame mesa, apotixe to Pirama... maybe I should dream of getting fat goverment contracts in Cyprus in order to retire in few years as a crook in the Cayman Islands.... sounds like a more practical experiment alla touto evva theli pshychological intervention va mou aferesouv tiv sividisi mou else I'll be very unhappy with the result.
Ate kavei, ev kamvo yia Tassikos, ferte Mylanta va pvasi to stomashi mou...

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Yia to kalo tou topou...


A re Lillika, you have not delivered a thing just bullshit to take care of your personal business... yia to kalo tou topou... Just in case you didn't understand what happened, n Kypriakn Dhmokratia ekamev eva instituto sti Kypro tze ebalev to eksadelfo tou Lillika dieu8nvtn tze edokev mia faousa rialia sto Harvard Public School va tou pempei lecturers... Fisika, eparousiasav to, oti to Harvard erkete sti Kypro tze to instituto pou ekamav ev subsidiary tou Harvard tze oti n Kypros eivai research center yia to Harvard school of public health...

Apo to coffeeshop tou Patroklou sti Cyprus Mail:
ANOTHER of Lillikas’ grand schemes was to bring Harvard University to Cyprus. At least this was how he had presented the project – Harvard would open a school in Cyprus dealing with the environment and public health. The taxpayer is paying millions of pounds for this project and so far the only person to benefit is Lillikas’ cousin, Professor Phillip Democritou, who was made director of the Institute.The agreement of the co-operation has been shrouded in secrecy, with the government refusing to release any details about how it would work. It is gradually becoming apparent that we paid far too much money for what we got. The institute is not a Harvard subsidiary as was originally implied by Lillikas, nor could it be described as the Harvard institute as Tass news agency reports.